word to my mother

Word to my mother somthing the hoodlums say in new york alot to impress di gyals.

word to my mother that gyal is eating it up

by anonymous March 30, 2023

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

My butthole

My butthole, which is sussy bussy jerk berk, is a butthole

"my butthole is aching"

by Bendedan March 31, 2023

My bf

My Boyfriend is the best boyfriend out there. He is tall 😍. And very beautiful. He is really comforting and deserving of love. I want to show him what if feels to be loved. I really miss him but i’ll probably see him tomorrow. I love his personality it’s like we’re perfect for each other<3.

Neli: What are you thinking about?
Me: My bf
Neli: Ughh againnn?!?!
Me: Always

by nikolcheto March 31, 2023

Goof My Moo

The act of stroking one’s penis

Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!

by MooGoofer May 29, 2024

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

butter my horse

to rub liquid (lotion, lube, cum) on a man’s genitalia.

when she came over, we had an amazing time, she buttered my horse and got right to it.

Before we had sex, I had to butter my horse.

by jb.cabb May 30, 2024