there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 23, 2022

Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018

The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: The Breath Of An Empire: The First Juvenile Release

Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

First Game Of The Day

1) The first League of Legends game of the day

2) This one will be a guaranteed loss if League of Legends streamer "Gross Gore" has his first game of the day.

Gross Gore: Went 12 kills 0 deaths, lost, First game of the day, lads boys.

by Fusive January 14, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Cyber Sleuth: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cyber Sleuth: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025