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First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch
oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster
by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008
mugGet the First Possummug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Listing.Everything.By.Inserting.Anything.Neuro-typical(Lesbian): The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
mugGet the Listing.Everything.By.Inserting.Anything.Neuro-typical(Lesbian): The First Juvenile Releasemug.

First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)
B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"
by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025
mugGet the First Boymug.

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