by Captain Dave March 28, 2023
A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
British saying, mainly Scotish.
Puss: face.
Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"
Puss: face.
Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"
by Yer a pure babe! March 02, 2008
When you want to have a boat day but you don’t have a boat, so you hint at your friend Ben who does have a boat to see if we can take it out.
by Cogjog June 06, 2022
by Dirk504 May 21, 2019
A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 01, 2019
by Nym541 February 15, 2022