Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag

That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010

Douche-behemoth

a term used to describe someone who is too much of a douchebag to even be called a douchebag; their douche-ness has far surpassed normal douche level.

"dude, that guy is such a douche, he's far beyond the level of douchebag."
"Yeah, he is a douche-behemoth."

by R.M. & D.Y. March 13, 2010

Douche Bet

In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.

Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.

If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"

"How many chips do you have left?"

"75 dollars"

"then I bet 75 dollars!"

"What a Douche Bet..."

by callonjim March 21, 2010

Douche Bag

Anyone who appears or watches a reality television show.

Hey man, American Idol is on in 5 minutes.

Fuck off mate, that show is full of Douche Bag's

by Ceebus May 17, 2009

douche bag

a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.

''who is that guy? he totally just killed the party.''

''oh thats adam, hes a real douche bag''

by pooder =) May 21, 2009

douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009

Douche Wanderer

A Douche wanderer, or conversely stated, a wandering douche, is a specific type of d-bag that interjects to make a snide douchy comment that's most likely malicious, and, most importantly, this douche is often a complete stranger or not engrossed in the conversation.

I was skating yesterday and not landing many tricks when a douche wanderer approached me and remarked "nice moves" then walked away snidely laughing aloud.

by Ridiculon May 31, 2009