half first cousin

Your half uncle/aunt's child

I hate my half first cousin, She is a bitch

by GasparThalasso September 24, 2025

dirty first

a code word used for when parents will be out of town on the last day of the month (usually the thirty first) and a party is going to happen

hell yeah, you know where the party's at on the dirty first

by don'tbeTHATguy August 2, 2010

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

Somisi to Somizi "Angie": The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

First Boy

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)

B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"

by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025

First Possum

1. a dangerous place for fear of possum consumption
2. the middle back seat of a vehicle
3. the bottom step of a porch

oh shit, i don't want to be first possum.. i should get out of this dumpster

by doctor jeckyll April 27, 2008

Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025