Not in my soup

It's a phrase you say to your friends to politely deny the act of them releasing bodily fluids in your significant others mouth

Hey man can I shit in your girlfriends mouth tonight?

Not in my soup no!

by Ordinary description January 28, 2023

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

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My Right Buttcheek feels Like A Hollowed Peanut Butter Cup

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

My puss

A way of greeting someone whom you share a tight relationship with. Synonyms include “bro”, “gangy”, “slime”, “my nigga” and things of that nature

“What’s up my puss”

by BigDickDavid1347 December 21, 2021

Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

For rizzles my home slides

Used like for real but with more energy

Ava:he's famous

Aidan:forFor rizzles my home slides

by J9eed-the-realz.com November 23, 2023

zyakuni in my backyard

a band who’s music you will love

damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind

by _jared0708 June 16, 2023