Love at first bite

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Love at first bite

by fox~ <3 March 22, 2022

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Þƙƴķaxolotls "Angaeiouţ" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Þƙƴķaxolotls "Angaeiouţ" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

by Kmtod June 17, 2023

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first co-cousin-nibling-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

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First World Guilt

Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.

Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.

Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.

Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”

by kfalcon June 26, 2025

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