“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

by the forever virgin March 27, 2024

first great-great-cousin-pibling

Great-grandparent's first cousin.

My first great-great-cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>DeeGeeTool Sangria: The Digital Being; The first Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release; The Digital Being<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>DeeGeeTool Sangria: The Digital Being; The first Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release; The Digital Being<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>DeeGeeTool Sangria: The Digital Being; The first Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release; The Digital Being<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

first step-cousin-aunt

1. The daughter of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepdaughter of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The daughter of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.

My first step-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cuban, Dominicans (Republic), and Spaniards: The First Juvenile Release...Ah Tu Maldita Madrina Y Padrino.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

sesquiple-first-cousin

1- Child of their parent’s sibling with the other parent’s half-sibling.
2- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and three grandparents in common.
3- Sesquiple-cousin.
4- Sesquiple-1C.
5- Sesqui-first-cousin.
6- Sesqui-1C.

My sesquiple-first-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Garden State; The Eternal Vermillion Borders: The Lung Tissue Medium;Bounty And Brawn: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025