a punishable crime by death if you state even the name of this horrendous felony then you are lucky if you have life in jail most that do this get decapitation if you accually do this crime then oh then YOU WILL BE BURNED AT THE STAKES THEN FROZED IN THE HARSH CLIMATE OF THE SOUTH POLE THEN QUICKLY AFTER COOLING OFF UNPLEASENTLY THIS SAME TO THING WILL HAPPEN TILL THE END OF YOUR DAYS BE WARNED
by kill me pls bro now ill murder May 29, 2022
Get the Among usmug. A game where 5-10 space beans run around accusing red of being the imposter, Also listed as one of the top 10 ways to ruin a friendship.
Person A: Aww I noticed you and Billie stopped hanging out together, What Happened?
Person B: We played Among Us
Person B: We played Among Us
by Anonymous Seal February 5, 2021
Get the Among Usmug. by fuck ur mom was taken January 18, 2022
Get the Among Usmug. The Art of acquiring copious amounts (Depending on vendor) of methamphetamine/stimulant of your choosing from your dealer without paying for it... Til Dole Day usually
by inoslay November 29, 2021
Get the Tik-usmug. Flat us houses people no one else is willing to house…YOUNGSTERS.
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.
Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.
A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
by team flat us November 26, 2021
Get the Flat Usmug. when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest
IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE
"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"
Thus, the "Among us theorem"
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE
"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"
Thus, the "Among us theorem"
by WateryBadZach August 10, 2023
Get the Among us theoremmug. Person 1: Hey bro have you heard of Amoung us? It's this thing that people normally stay away from but it's kinda cool and I like it!
Person 2: *Calls 911*
Person 1 Whoa bro what are you doing?!?!
Person 2: That's him officer, take him away he aue he said those terrible words!
Person 1: BRO HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
Guys if someone says this call the police, maybe not the police maybe a Mexican cartel to hang their ass under a bridge. Don't do Among us until you want to be him. May God get this unholy shit outta here 🙏🙏
Person 2: *Calls 911*
Person 1 Whoa bro what are you doing?!?!
Person 2: That's him officer, take him away he aue he said those terrible words!
Person 1: BRO HELP ME, WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
Guys if someone says this call the police, maybe not the police maybe a Mexican cartel to hang their ass under a bridge. Don't do Among us until you want to be him. May God get this unholy shit outta here 🙏🙏
by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024
Get the Among usmug.