by paytemale August 11, 2021
(Grid • dy - Male)
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
The highest rank of male, those who have ascended manhood. Those who are tall, attractive, get all the woman, and most importantly… hit the griddy (like that dance from fortnite, aka, the dance that goes “right foot creet”).
Me: I am a Griddy Male
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
Mother: You killed your father with a shotgun, what are you doing?!
Me: The griddy mom, I am a griddy male after all
Mother: Stop this! I’m calling the police!
Me: Gridma Male…
by p4s10r_k13r4n June 23, 2022
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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025
Being alpha male makes you above everyone
by jimenexx- April 21, 2022
Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."
by AMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUSAMONGUS69 April 20, 2022
In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
by He who knows11 December 23, 2020
- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.
by _zurfph November 19, 2023