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“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”
Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”
by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022
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Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"
Chad dies first again!
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first to 5 win by 2

asianjeff's favourite strategy to win in fortnite
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“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.
by the forever virgin March 27, 2024
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Social First

A Finnish video game company developing a 2.5D MMO which will supposedly support a real-money storefront.
What's the most important part of a video game? Social First!

Do you like caffeine? Me too!
by caffeinemike June 24, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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