First weekend of may

The first weekend of may is when you lay skin to skin with your partner

“The first weekend of may is lay skin to skin with your partner weekend”

by Lord Karma May 4, 2024

Jalavy "Angie" Tanna: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jalavy "Angie" Tanna: The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

Nathaniel The Cinco: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nathaniel The Cinco: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

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If You "---" First, I Am Going To Kill You.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 28, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

“first kiss retry card”

A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

“fuck it dawg, i’m pulling my first kiss retry card” A “first kiss retry card” takes away your REAL first kiss because your first kiss wasn’t real love and therefore dubbed a mistake. you only have one “first kiss retry card” so use it wisely.

by the forever virgin March 27, 2024