Mouth Bar

When someone makes you feel so good on the inside, you’d drink from thier mouth.

You make me feel so good, I want to get drunk from your mouth bar.

by Asee October 28, 2018

Daddy Bar

A gay bar specializing in large, hairy, middle aged men. These types of establishments are typically visited by men who have sexual fantasies or fetishes centering around their father or uncle and like to role play with a suitable stand in. Spankings, pony rides and ball fondling are common activities although they sometimes also have dark rooms where anything goes.

I'm in the mood for some daddy action, lets go to the daddy bar.

by Dr.Suesss June 10, 2019

worst bar ever rapped

always plug merch link in bio.

“what song has the worst bar ever rapped in it?”

“It’s everyday bro”

by tiny meat bitch May 26, 2021

Strimming the mars bar.

Finding a dog turd whle using a strimmer,spraying yourself and anything within 10 feet with shit.

Dave..You've been cutting the grass.
Barry.. How did you know?
Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.

by gotgcoalman September 11, 2016

bar in the law

Refers to a block or obstacle that prevents the user from attaining his or her goal. A sort of happy coincidence.

Bill: "Man, I can't marry Bianca until her bitch sister gets hitched!"
Will: "Neither can I!"
Bill: "Well, I guess this bar in the law makes us friends."
-Taming of the Shrew

by Coffee Grounds March 4, 2008

Sports Bar

Any Bar that has more than 3 TVs and caters to Patrons wanting to watch every single bit of sports action on every sport available .... They should also have AWESOME Wings... No Bar is a bar without WINGS! A good selection of Beer is a pre-requisite also!
Sidenote ... D.D Peckers is not a sports bar but they have AWESOME WINGS!!

I am going to a Sports Bar to watch Sports and eat WINGS!

by LicorShot January 3, 2014

scottish arm bar

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017