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The Bus Driver

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022
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Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.
My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.
by CarpMagic December 17, 2019
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33 School Bus

Full of sussy people such as a guy who is in love with smo named a....?

A guy who's name is called macaroni?

A guy who turned into a hamster?

A sussy baka?

33 school bus is full of weird people lolllllllll

Btw im not in 33 schl bus
by Hecker001 June 5, 2022
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Smiley bus

A bus full of disabled children who dont know what day it is
Hey gru, did you see Jonathan the other day, he was on the smiley bus!
by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020
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I HATE YELLOW BUS!

This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.

It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.

Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service

More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!

*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
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Bus Hotdog

Term referring to a cult of mostly autistic/sexy teenagers.
"Damn, Ryan definitely belongs in Bus Hotdog."
by CaptainCaptain May 21, 2015
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