Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?
Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.
by Banana Hammie May 4, 2020
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by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
Get the Salt water taffy mug.Taffy, a person who identifies as they/them and likes cute, pink stuff who'll also ruin your life in an instant when wanted or taunted with blood and power.
by Kent Drawz June 13, 2023
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