crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 8, 2016

Congo cruiser

A large vehicle typically without doors that transports people from one area to another

If someone can go and get the Congo cruiser we all can get there st the same time.

by Clickity knack May 19, 2017

Beach Cruiser

An American knockoff of a Dutch bicycle

I saw a beach cruiser on the beach.
He bought a beach cruiser to start riding to work.

by fietsen December 24, 2018

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 April 27, 2016

Cruiser

Is a gay person who likes people like Christian and cameron

Cruiser is fucking ugly

by Himomandadad February 5, 2019

Cruiser

A person, an actor/actress, whom insists doing their own stunts.

You know how Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts? Yeah Jason Statham is a Cruiser as well!

by Dill_funk October 3, 2019

Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.

Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.

by Grailpolisher July 8, 2022