A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.
Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).
by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022
Get the Turnpike Cruisermug. Typically linked to a bloke who dogs the boys at any chance. He is usually extremely feminine and gets offended when you call it out. Don't be this guy.
fuck me he's on the watermelon cruisers again
by Chestosterone October 30, 2019
Get the watermelon cruisermug. "You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 25, 2024
Get the dune coon carpet cruisermug. When you urinate out of a moving vehicle while it is in motion, while you are inside of said vehicle.
by Leslothegreat August 2, 2023
Get the Cleveland Cruisermug. The 2008 Chrysler PT Cruiser is a demonic car that is made by Chrysler, a company with a reputation for making horrid cars like the 2008 PT Cruiser.
by Ladnonpro October 19, 2025
Get the 2008 Chrysler PT Cruisermug. by Durako June 25, 2020
Get the European world wide cruisermug. A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
Get the cruiser bonermug.