Steph Cruiser

Steph cruisers are another form of saying, wow don't get on that piece of wood with four wheels. You are a hazard to all and to all a good nide. You don't want to be seen skating with a Steph Cruiser in haddonfield, or anywhere on that note. Steph cruisers will usually trip,fall,plummit,crash,burn,bury,and fall into a deep trance during a skate session, or just crusing down the sidewalk. Many people have witnessed people like this in their lifetime, but few have seen the actual steph cruiser in action. It's not a rare sight, but it never gets old. Steph cruisers tend to fall on cracks in sidwalks, speedbumps, acorns, appricots, pinecones, invisible force fields, the wind blowing against her, and most of all when Bill walks and shakes the ground. BEWARE OF THE STEPH. Results may vary

Did you see that Steph Cruiser, she crashed harder than maxim off the grand canyon.

by taylor A k January 15, 2008

looser cruiser

You turnin up in a party bus.

James :what did you do

Joe :took a party bus and partied looser cruiser style

That is one looser cruiser

by gkvjcmnjcihjbfjv uh VB knight June 24, 2014

Cruiser

A person, an actor/actress, whom insists doing their own stunts.

You know how Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts? Yeah Jason Statham is a Cruiser as well!

by Dill_funk October 3, 2019

European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020

Congo cruiser

A large vehicle typically without doors that transports people from one area to another

If someone can go and get the Congo cruiser we all can get there st the same time.

by Clickity knack May 19, 2017

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 May 27, 2016

crusty cruiser

1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name

(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"

- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.

(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!

by therealcrusty May 14, 2016