This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout
by cruiserlover January 03, 2022
by Crankydanky21 December 07, 2021
European world wide cruiser
by Durako June 25, 2020
I bubble cruisered you!
by SdbJefferson June 03, 2010
coral cruiser is amazing
by notafemboylover January 31, 2024
"You know your walking out of the gas station with a 30 rack and a fifth when the dune coon carpet cruiser is the cashier
by dune-monkeys April 26, 2024
1) a respectable, hard working prostitute who has criss crossed the globe up and down in her professional pursuits
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
2) An unkempt adventurer
3) That guy who stares you down when you refuse to hitchhike with him
4) A wonderfully misheard record player name
(1) - "Hey Charlie, see that chick doing a vertical split in the air?"
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
- "That's one CRUSTY CRUISER, I'm too impressed to be turned on though."
(2) Been cruisin' so much I haven't showered in weeks, I'm crustier than a cheese pizza! None of the goats seem to mid though.
(3) No Balthazar! Im not going to Valencia with you, your white van smells of chloroform and old socks. Now stop touching my camel!
(4) I aint speldin 100$ on a crusty ass cruiser 99.99? + Shipping handling an tax my ass? Get the fuck outta here man!!!
by therealcrusty May 08, 2016