Racer

A male who is intentionally obnoxious, heartless, cruel, and satanic. Usually, their behavior reflects towards the own family, especially siblings. You may refer to them as human animals.

Racers don't follow a stereotypical appearance, but their behavior is:

-They make jokes about having sex with family members
-They walk around the house naked to show off their "dominance"
-To mark their territory, they will urinate at places within the house
-They act with intimidation but are extremely whiny

My brother, he's such a Racer!
Urgh, really dad? Do we have to invite the Racer to my birthday party?

by Smithson "Marine" Mire May 23, 2021

Professional BMX Racer

if you race BMX in the class 'pro' and you make money in doing so
then you are a Professional BMX Racer

i am now a Professional BMX Racer and im so proud

by Luke Madill February 23, 2011

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Gimmie Racer

CORNBALL FUCKS WHO WONT RACE UNLESS THEYRE GIVEN EVERYTHING IN THE BOOKS IN DRAG RACING.

Cornball Fucks-"You wont give us 2 and the move you're a Gimmie Racer"

by CallMe2708360924 July 5, 2021

nigga racer

the biggest blackie mothafuckin truck from home dp (kanye west and confederate approved)

chester stone 745: "NIGGA RACER!"
chester stone 745: "GOD MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN!!!"
chester stone 745: "NIGGA RACER, I WANNA BUY THIS BITCH sUper D bAd Boy!!!"
spongenigga: "GOT MOTHAFUCKIN DAMN!!"

by certified nigga fucker February 15, 2024

randy racer

A Randy Racer is the most dangerous form of racer there is due to his " Watch Me Pop A Wheelie " or " Watch Me Go Sideways Down the track" Mentality that threatens the lives of the racer next to him and the crowd in the grandstands.

A Randy Racer is usually the class clown.

Here comes Randy Racer I hope nobody gets in a wreck I wouldn't want to be the driver next to him.

by racetrack coroner July 31, 2017

Waterski Racer

Niche group of idiots who enjoy strapping themselves to planks of wood, and hanging on too a piece of rope off the back of a high-end race boat to compete through an imaginary race track made out of floating buoys.

Commonly found repairing not helping their team prepare their boat, putting enough tape on their feet to kidnap a concert, and drinking way too much before they're meant to race.

Evidence : Experience ;)

Bob : "Did you see those Waterski Racers?"
Steve : "fucking idiots! I think they share one braincell."

by pythonyt December 2, 2023