Mom Goal

(noun)

When you shoot and miss wide; but the ball hits the outside of the net, causing your mom to cheer.

That dude can't shoot worth a shit, but he leads the team in mom goals.

by Mike Molasses February 5, 2021

field goal

a term describing the action of receiving oral sex or "getting head" followed by the male counterpart inserting his semen "shooting his load" into the female counterpart's mouth, and then take's a step back and KICKS HER IN THE THROAT! before the female counterpart can swallow "the load" making her choke and regurgitate the semen from her mouth

"Yo dawg, last night this trick ass ho was goin down on my shit and i field goaled that bitch" Tyrone

"OH SNAPS DAWG, you's a straight up pimp homie" Jermaine

by JUice March 19, 2003

field goal

the gap between the two front teeth of someone that needs dental care.

damn, did you see the field goal in that girls grill, you could kick a 40 yarder through that gap.

by clark March 29, 2004

goal man

A "corner person" without temptations and feelings. One who must first thrust themselves upon reality before claiming the prize within.

Marcus: My Goal Man has been acting up lately
Leopold: You must first insert the inserter.
Marcus: I don't really care about that no more, you Goal Man
Leopold: Thank you, I have seen, now, you, go! To the future!!!

by Marcus Leopold July 3, 2006

Relationship Goals

The perfect relationship everyone wants to have, but can't have because Davie and Alli are the only couple to be goals, and to be praised upon.

Relationship goals:
Peasant: "Lets all appreciate Alli and Davie... For they are goals AF. Also, praise Harambe." 👏😎👌👅💦💯

by DicksOutForHarambe2.28.16 September 14, 2016

Relationship Goals

Namjin

"They are so Relationship Goals."
"Oh you mean they are so Namjin?"

by jiminiesweep August 4, 2017

Jarvis Goal

A goal scored in Fifa that by essence is 'lucky' or extremely fortunate.

It can come around by deflections, rebounds, glitches or a series of fortunate events characterised by a 'jammy' finish'

When during an attack the defender makes a blinding tackle only to see the ball rebound back off the striker's face and end up in the back of the net. This is a Jarvis Goal

by Bangaroo November 22, 2009