thats what she said 

a joke reffering to what a woman says while having/before sex

Wow, thats long!
thats what she said

IM WET!
thats what she said

Oh come on, put it in!
thats what she said

thats what she said by the lord, e December 3, 2020

Thats not what she said 

Opposite of 'thats what she said'. A phrase added to the front of another, innocent sounding statement, which is used to create a funny, possibly obscene, self esteem boosting comment implying that what has just been said is the opposite of what 'she' thinks.

Chris: Jordan your an absolute cunt. You told everyone im a virgin, you give me shit for not driving a Ford Cortina and you screwed my fucking missus!! Your just a useless piece of human garbage!

Jordan: Thats not what she said!

Chris: Thats it man your the biggest prick I know, im gonna fuck you up real good!

Jordan: Thats what she said!!

Thats not what she said by Jonny, Jared and Jordan November 25, 2010