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Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication prescribed to Bon Jovi fans and taken twice daily to aid them while they wait for a new album or for the release of tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease, only bad medicine can. Prescribed by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain’t got a fever, I got a permanent disease, It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy, I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need, Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me, And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three.

Your love is like bad medicine.

I just quoted Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :))
by sixxaep March 11, 2023
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Uncle Sam's Medicine

Alcohol or a drink mixed with alcohol in it.Uncle Sam's Medicine
Maybe you need to lay off Uncle Sam's Medicine there, huh.
by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023
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medicine pet

A pet that stays with you while you're thereby making you feel better
I had the flu last week and my dog was a medicine pet and stayed will the whole time.
by Uglyman1223 February 14, 2017
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Medicine

You: "Want some drugs kid?"
Me: "Sure! I was going to buy medicine but this is the perfect chance!"
by The Word Worder Guy June 1, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
mugGet the Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.mug.

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