Mallory is your mum. She’s your biggest cheerleader and will always have your back but don’t forget, she brought you into this world and can take you back out. Mallory believes herself to be hilarious, is mouthy, and runs the show—few know how to handle her and most are intimidated by her gaze. Your smiles are her kryptonite and melts away the walls she’s built around her heart. Your mum Mallory hopes you stumble upon this one day and smile knowing how much she adored you.
*Door slams*
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
*Spooky sound*
Me to friend: That’s just my mum, Mallory. When she said she’d always be with me, I thought she meant in my heart, not that she would haunt my house.
by Maybeyourmum September 14, 2022

a mallory is a super crazy person. shes really funny and pretty she stays loyal to her friends and she likes everyone. she likes volleyball and is athletic. she gives everything 100%
by idontknowidkidontknow April 1, 2022

Just a stand out beautiful, smart, funny, and a great person to be around. If you’re around her, you will be in a good mood. She is nothing short of amazing and is full of surprises. Perfect body type that there’s not a thing wrong with it and anyone will love. Any guy is lucky to have her.
by imirdad47 October 3, 2017
