Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

hotcocket

A hot beasty cock stuffed with thick warm cheese,pepperoni and a hint of chode.Often used to refer to a very tasty cock.

"Hey chris its cold outside, come in for some hotcockets!"

by bruner,chris,adrian,kevin March 19, 2009