Durper

One who is utterly stupid in every way possible

"wow, what a durper"

by StorkPork January 23, 2007

Derple Dyslexia

Comes in one of two forms:

1) Syndrome: A one time screw-up that is so foreseeable, that you have no idea how you made the mistake.

2) Disease: A lifetime of ridiculously terrible screw-ups that have complete an utter alternatives, yet someone makes that mistake and can't see where they went wrong. Cases can range from bad to severe based on the symptoms.

1) "Dude, I can't believe I walked into that lamp post. I must have Derple Dyslexia Syndrome.

2) "Man, that driver has ran 3 red lights in a row and just pulled out in front of an 18-wheeler. He must have Derple Dyslexia Disease.

by InvisaThreat August 16, 2012

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

duple ( also spelled "doople" )

Penis hole used for liquid defication or ejaculation

A yildo is a dildo you stick in your duple.

by DexterSR300DX March 25, 2003

Durlerize

To commit unlawful sodomy with a family member, such as your stepdaughter.

Well, bill sure durlerized his kid.

by Lyle December 30, 2003

Purpley Durpley

it goes vrrrrrr....vrrrrr
used for A.W.'s satisfaction..cause C.H. didnt do the job!
found by the rents...uh-oh.

i love my purpley durpley.... :
it gives me more please than C.H. could ever give me.
VrrrrVrrrrr

by sausage and eggs April 5, 2008

durbless

puff smoke weed

Originated in England sometime in the early 80's, like when shotgun is called for a seat in a motor.

If called while a joint is being rolled, caller automatically gets second toke on it.

by durbless May 13, 2005