A derogatory term for a crib-contained human infant who has not yet become old or mobile enough to be referred as a rug monkey or a linoleum lizard.
Sorry-- I would, but I have to go over to my friend's house. It's their date night and they couldn't get anyone else to watch the crib crab.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
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by Lexus rice January 2, 2019
Get the Alexis crib mug.When someone says they are at Haroun’s crib, it suggests that they are working. Origins of this word include being at the trap, now it can be used in any context.
Someone: I’m @ Haroun’s crib right now; I’ll call you later when I’m done working.
You: Bet
Someone: We on fortnite in 10?
You: Bet
You: Bet
Someone: We on fortnite in 10?
You: Bet
by Alexander Gilaru June 24, 2025
Get the @ Haroun’s crib mug.Normally means to be fucked up mentally while in your own home, however it's usage is commonly associated with a meme relating to watching, drinking, eating, or using off-brands of products. The usage of the sentence was first popularized by the song FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB by POPSTARBILLS. The usage of the sentence then spread to Twitter and TikTok to accompany images of off-brands or lookalikes of products as mentioned previously.
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fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)
fucked up in the crib sipping dr perky (image of a Dr. Pepper knockoff named Dr. Perky)
by DrShamrock November 23, 2023
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