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half a presses

something so tastefully lame that only the discord dad bot can name. For when his insults get so good that they begin to go beyond comprehension. Dad has no chill.

srsly though who knows?
Kid1: d!embarrass @Kid2
Kid2 (bot): I spent 48 hours working on a video to explain half a presses
half a presses by juncococococococo February 25, 2021

Half-Jinx 

Half-Jinx has the same rules as a normal jinx (saying the same word/sentence with another person and you tell “JINX”), except for this scenario a “Half-Jinx” counts towards phrases with the same idea/meaning rather than exact wording.
Person A: This is dumb
Person B: This is stupid
*dramatic stare between the two*
Person A and B: HALF-JINX
A girl who will flirt with a guy for a long time and then ghost his ass, for no reason.
Person 1: Wow did you hear Allie ghosted Austin?
Person 2: Yeah, she's such a half ho.
Half Ho by SkinnyNat March 10, 2021

Half Twins 

Fraternal twins that are conceived between one mother and two different fathers, usually at an orgy or gangbang.
Skylar: Wait you guys think I'm dating Trayvon? Eww gross, we're half twins!
Half Twins by Tyrone Watson April 4, 2021

Half open pocket knife 

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis
“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
half-baked egg by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021