.9.I Am Horny, Shy, Trouble Paying Attention Whilst Garnering Anxiety.9.

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I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

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AM PM

When you see a woman with "too much good stuff"

Damn daquan Did you see that AM PM hoe pass by?

by Clyde88 January 31, 2017

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Am I dumb?

A negative expression to express when you feel you did something wrong or incorrectly. (The opposite of the more positive "Am I smart?")

I tried to do my math homework; here are my answers: Am I dumb?

This makes no sense... Am I dumb?

I can't do this, Am I dumb?

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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

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Therefore I Am

THE best song from Billie Eilish's second album, Happier Than Ever.

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.

Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024

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