ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer December 21, 2011

Ass Slurpee

When you take Slurpee cover and lick someone’s ass to complition threw the whole

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass she wanted to give him a Ass Slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Ass Slurpee

When you take the top of a slurpee cup and lick someone’s asshole threw it

When Ashley seen Mikey’s ass at the party she wanted to give him a ass slurpee

by Project Blue Book July 29, 2021

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass

Down south way of saying “fuck that”

Id rather sandpaper a wildcats ass than to take another sip of that shroom tea!

by Southern Pimpin66 October 17, 2019

Ass Licker

Some one who spews a lot of shit cut they always have their toungue up everybody’s ass

Stop talking shit you ass licker

by Antivenomanne September 22, 2018

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 27, 2023

saggy ass muncher

Verb-The act of kissing one's ass AKA an ass kisser
"Boy that bitch is one saggy ass muncher."
Noun-Not to be confused with verb -The act of directly naming the person who is a saggy ass muncher.
"So and So Is a saggy ass muncher."
Sexual-The act of licking and biting a saggy asshole , usualy preformed on milfs and grandma's
"come here Grandma I'm a saggy ass muncher and i wanna bite that saggy ass"

You fucking cocksmoking dicklicking saggy ass muncher

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy September 16, 2015