second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.

What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d

by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."

Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024

Second Singularity/High Transapient (S2) Technologies

Technologies emerging from intelligences that have undergone a second, even more profound leap in cognitive capacity, making S1 entities look simple. This tier involves mastery of spacetime geometry, creating stable wormholes for transport, manipulating gravity, and engineering consciousness at a fundamental level. S2 tech begins to look like magic, allowing for interstellar travel via traversable gates, the construction of ringworlds, and the ability to edit physical constants on a local scale.

Second Singularity/High Transapient (S2) Technologies Example: A S2 Technology is a Stable Wormhole used as a subway between stars, a Matrioshka Brain (a Dyson Sphere computing substrate around a star), or a Jupiter Braincore that converts an entire gas giant into a computational matrix. These are projects of such scale and subtlety that their operating principles are opaque to baseline humans and even S1 minds.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Square-fruit to the second tower

The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math

Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab

by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026

University of Second Choice

University of South Carolina. Some people say its University of Southern California but we all know it’s Carolina. You don’t wanna be there on a cold and grey Carolina morning.

Gotta drive down to the University of Second Choice

by Fight like hell dammit and win February 26, 2026