Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

One inch, One second

To nut within a second of the moment of contact.

My girlfriend just One inch, One second'd me, I'm feeling nervous right now..

by Cerin Kagan January 11, 2026