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June

June is a name of the month that is in summer, and is the name of my best friend. She's so caring, loving, understanding, loyal , and so easy to talk to. She made my life ten times easier, and listens to me rant about every single thing. She is so pretty and her life is a mess. But she's my best friend and I love her so much<3
User One: Have you seen the most gorgeous, smart, talented, funny, nice person?
User two: *pops a picture of June* here
by Adoredgrey May 23, 2022
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June 17

Girl: hey babe it’s June 17

Boy: so?

Girl: so give me your hoodie
by Gamergirl101seep June 15, 2022
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June 2

Fuck in the staircase in school

Do a quickie

Have her bounce that ass on u in private for all things
Cmon Bry wtw

Aii bae Hurd clap 👏🏽 clap 👏🏽 clap 👏🏽

On June 2
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june 20

Alana: i was born on june 20
me: ur body count is over 1000
by anonymous November 30, 2023
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June 9th

Titty day, send a titty pic to whoever sent you a ss of this post.
Bob- imma send susy a screenshot of this on June 9th
Jeff- hell yeah imma send Janet a screenshot also!
by Tittats4lyfe June 8, 2022
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June 12th

National Disc Golfing day. Take ur lady out and love in nature.
“It’s June 12th, let’s go disc golfing and love in nature!”
by cakebaby02 June 12, 2022
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June Jail

A jail seen in every mall. Arrested shoppers can sit in here for hours at a time. June Jails are always guarded by at least security guard taking shifts. The first use of a June Jail was when June Drabble got arrested by her husband, Ralph, for eating candy that she didn't pay for. A June Jail is fun to sit in and will always be there when you're tired from shopping. So if you want a place to rest when your shopping failed, head on over to the nearest June Jail!
Ralph: I can't believe this! You stole a malt ball, honeybunch?! You're gonna have to sit in the June Jail.

June: Well, that might not be so bad. I still got me some candy!

Necky: But you didn't pay! That was just it, you didn't pay. Over against the wall! (starts searching June for candy)

Ralph: Look, I found a lava cake. Why don't we all sit in the June Jail. This is going to be fun. This is sweet! A June Jail is so much fun.

June: Yes, it sure is. But I feel like some exercise. (she starts jogging around the jail cell.)

Necky: Wait! Are you hungry? We still got some of the cake and candy.

June: No, not right now. Exercise first, then eat. You know how Ralph is. He's gotta keep his gooey going.

Ralph: (laughing) Now, all this exercise is making me tired. I'm gonna have to sit down. How do you like the June Jail?

June: It rocks! This is one of the nicest jails anybody could go to. A couple of hours in here and you'll love money. And its all thanks to my Ralphy Boy!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 15, 2011
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