National slap ass day

National slap ass day is a day where anybody can slap anybody ass but only on aug 16

Oh boy can’t wait for national slap ass day

by datcookie_tez August 15, 2022

National Grab ass day

This day is disgusting and is just a excuse to sexually assault people!

Asshole 1:It’s national grab ass day

Me:There is no such thing as national grab ass day and if you think it is real, I have 0 respect for you

by Crazydefinitions345 August 16, 2022

National Head Day

It’s a holiday in which your partner has to give you head and celebrate. (August 17th)

I cant wait for August 17 so I could celebrate National Head Day!

by Skrskrr August 17, 2022

Give your gf your hoodie day

The 24th of august is national give your gf your hoodie day <3 this definition definitely wasn’t made by a girl that wants his hoodie….

Girl: GUESS WHAT

Guy: no1. What and no2. Calm it

GIRL: NO IM NOT CALMING IT ITS NATIONAL GIVE YOUR GF YOUR HOODIE DAY
Guy: alr then sounds reasonable

Girl: * forever happy*

by GIMME THAT HOODIE <3 August 17, 2022

flowers day

August 18th

Give that special girl the love she deserves

Get her the most gorgeous bouquet of flowers and the biggest box of chocolates your eyes have ever seen

70%of women have probably never had flowers or chocolates so prove to yo lady that she's your one and only
Give your girlfriend flowers day

hey it’s Give your girlfriend flowers day

by love fairy August 18, 2022

National Condom Day

On September 16, There will be a National Condom Day!
It's to celebrate people who wear protection / Condoms.

'Hey jude! did you heard?! it's national condom day! go wear a condom man!

by ImDownBad August 18, 2022

Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.

No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.

by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022