Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tiffany Has A Lock 🔐 Heart (Latinx): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Rubber First

When an idiot names Atom Deathstroke implied a "rubber fist" but mistakenly typed rubber first" and was questioned by Zillian Padecain, he has to quickly create an urban dictionary definition to explain his gross incompetence.

Yo, that atom is a total retard! He had to rubber first to cover his tracks.

by atom death stroke February 5, 2018

HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS

When a CENTRAL PLACE FUNCTION with another HOMOSEXUAL committs massive bank fraud along with TELLERS to EFFECT.

This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022