Sigma Male

Have you noticed that all of the iconography is based on me? Except for Patrick Bateman but come on...

Hym "Heh... Sigma Male huh?"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Alphalpha Male

An extremely rare mutation of the more commonly known Alpha male. The Alphapha male is named after the dorky Little Rascals character -- and plainly put: he is an overpowered Alpha male. He exhibits unfounded excessive confidence, yet dresses like he is still in the 2nd grade. Has a Buzz Lightyear backpack, but the effect on his peers is paradoxical -- he is so Chadlike he can make pocket protectors sexy. His hairstyle changes depending upon the whims of his cowlick(s).... you get the idea. Extremely inadequate social skills, & an almost non-existent ability to talk to women -- yet for some reason, every girl throws herself at him deploying every strategy under the sun to get into his riverwader awkwardly fitted late 90s denim. He emits pharamones that women notice immediately, turning them into wolverines all fighting to burrow down and gobble his musky treasures. As luck would have it, he's 9 times out of 10 either just too cool or too oblivious to notice.

Oftentimes the persona is a total facade that he weaponizes efficiently to reap maximum benefits - at any given time in the school year he is practically swimming in pussy.

"Well gee, Susan, is the sex good? It's gotta be right?"
"Yeah. He has his.... quirks. He sprays his eyeglasses with this steam/fog proof spray stuff so he can still see, and has a little chain so they can't slip off. You get used to it."
"Ohmygawd that's fucking HAWT actually. Total Alphalpha male energy."

by AorticKamikaze April 11, 2024

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025

sigma male

A male that hasn't come out of the closet, that is too ugly for instagram, too lonely for facebook.

That Sigma male needs to come out of the closet. He doesn't have to gaslight himself thinking he is a stud

by ilikenarwals October 4, 2023

Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020

Quiggle Male

A shareholder or stockholder in society manipulates things behind the scenes, but otherwise, it doesn't appear very important to the average person. They tend to have vast stock knowledge, and at least a quarter of their income is hidden from the IRS—a social investor of the highest caliber.

Joe: Yeah, she entirely relies on me now that her job had to lay her off.

Mike: Don't you own a majority of the stock of the company she was with?

Joe: Yeah, they laid her off to cut costs because I pulled everything out—quiggle male shit.

Mike: Quiggle male shit.

by MiwaPicaro June 4, 2024

Male-Bag

Scrotum

That mailman, Ralph was over in Rhonda's trailer for more than an hour. No doubt he had something special for her in his Male-Bag.

by Captain Megalos February 10, 2024