A true male above all. Does not care for others and will make anyone around him cum their pants instantly.
by Grind God October 16, 2021
like male-pattern baldness but its dudes being unable to find shit thats in an obvious place.
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
typically solved by someone else (typically a female) pointing it out
Cyno: Where the fuck did I put my airpods case
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
Dehya: They're over here. God damn, male-pattern blindness hit you hard.
by fishgaming July 31, 2024
by Lifeiscrazy December 13, 2017
Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
by 1061fannyontap May 30, 2022
A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022