your mum

your mum.

chavvy abby: who is going to the party tonight?

you: your mum.

by rnboozle January 15, 2022

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 1, 2014

SHUTÉ THE HELL YOUR MOUTH

SHUT UP YOU SMOOTH BRAIN YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS

"Ur bad"
"SHUTÉ THE HELL YOUR MOUTH!"

by The Good Lord's Breakfast October 15, 2021

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023

your mom

an insult when you have nothing else to say

hey what are you doing today?
your mom

by your mom lover February 23, 2022

Your mom

Sooo, basically it means uhm, i dunno but like thats just sum’n peeps say :)

Me: hi, how are you?

You: your mom.

or~

Random person: hey!

by Sub to my yt : Bloomy Skylar October 1, 2019