Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.

Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..

by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018

poo hot

When your body temperature rises because you have yet to take a poo. Over due poo causes body temperature to spike. Similar to holding in a poo because it it likely diarrhea aka poo sweats.

“Is it hot in here or am I just poo hot?”

by CCSmiles March 11, 2018

ian poo

Ian poo likes to roleplay, He is usually the type of guy ignore the other person in the argument he was in even though he was wrong, Ian is a chubby 20 year old trying to find the meaning of life and the secret to Immortality

Look at that guy he kind of looks like an Ian poo

by Dijf May 12, 2018

Chemical poo

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.

"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."

by Poet delirium February 18, 2017

Miracle Poo

When you go to wipe your shitty arse after dropping the kids off at the pool, but discover there is no poo to clean up.

You were quick mate, are you sure you wiped?
Yeah mate, just had a miracle poo.
You lucky bastard!

by CoombeDingler February 28, 2017