A guy that claims to be "street" or "hood" and spends alot of time playing candy crush on his phone.
by Jimsomnia February 10, 2014
Get the crush thuggin mug.Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.
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Emily: wait what day is it?
John: it’s august 20th
Emily: what’s happens today?
John: ask your crush out day!
Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!
Emily: wait what day is it?
John: it’s august 20th
Emily: what’s happens today?
John: ask your crush out day!
Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!
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"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
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