When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
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I gave Mr. D my banana cream pie.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
How did it go?
He ate it in front of 17-year-olds and said it was delicious.
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You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
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