Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017

Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

Breaking Bad

skibidi toilet for millennials

I’m going to watch breaking bad again for the 900th time

by michaelockslong September 13, 2023

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

Breaking bad

Breaking bad is a disease in which some of the body's cells grow uncontrollably and spread to other parts of the body.

"Mom, I think I have breaking bad."

by goblincocks45 July 27, 2023

Lunch break

Secret code word for beating the fuck outta your meat

hey, guys don’t come to my house right now I’m taking a lunch break.......

by El chambea November 18, 2018