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I AM LIAR

by bang^2 March 21, 2025
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I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world
"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"
by Sin tía March 3, 2023
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ames

hot people who like the color brown
damn, did you see what Ames was wearing?

yeah, i did!
by AmesAmesAmws November 20, 2021
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Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions
Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!
by Space Mom April 17, 2017
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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