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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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lower-your-gaze

Lowering your gaze is simple: avoid looking at the opposite gender, the past of others they don’t want you to see, things that incite jealousy, and things that anger you. This concept can be applied in many ways, but it’s a command in our deen: "O believing men, lower your gaze." Think of it as keeping your head down and getting to work—don't focus on others; focus on yourself.
- “damn, she bad?”

- “lower-your-gaze”
by LYG July 9, 2024
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can i chew your box

When a man inappropriately asks a women during foreplay to perform oral sex on her.
While his finger was deep in Michelle's vagina, Tripp awkwardly stopped all actions and asked, "Can I chew your box?"
by Michellebell November 23, 2013
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National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day

A annual Twitter fad that comes around once a year where artists draw their own character sucking their own cock. Popular amongst furries and the MHA fans. If you miss out you're a loser!
"It's National draw your own character sucking it's Dick day! I drew Ryan the Hedgehog suck his own cock!" #nationaldrawyourowncharactersuckingitsowndickday
by Chevyman95 August 25, 2023
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Your Mine

It is a song about baldi's basics.

"Your mom is mine" They always say.
Your Mine was sick bro! Welcome to my hooker palace
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Fix your fuck

When someone says their give a fuck is broken, you tell them to fix their fuck.
Anthony says "My give a fuck is broken!",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I say "well, FIX YOUR FUCK!"
by AuntDaddy August 31, 2022
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Twinkling your twakel

Man he was twinkling your twakel
by Twakel king December 11, 2022
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