If they could, why wouldnt they?

When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.
Rick: Dam, Horizon Wireless fucked me in the ass with these charges for international travel.

Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.
by mwallace2202 February 03, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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First class wanker licker

wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
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It looked at me first

What most people will comment on a photo/video of a man with a huge bulge.
John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.

He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!
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first-cousin-2X-removed

My first-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
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First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.
The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.
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1- Great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
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