If they could, why wouldnt they?
When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.
When someone does something that only benefits them at the expense of others, they are following Hughan's First Law of Reality.
Rick: Dam, Horizon Wireless fucked me in the ass with these charges for international travel.
Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.
Matty: If they could, why wouldn't they, thats Hughan's First Law of Reality.
by mwallace2202 February 03, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).
Person 2: Yes!
Person 1: Kati: The First Juvenile Release (Scart).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
wanker licker is when you are desperate for attention and out of swear words, espacially when called first class wanker licker.
This just wasted two mins of my life what a load of shit and clearly trys to hard to be funny - this is the perfect example of a first class wanker licker ! -Ryan
by monos1 February 23, 2018
John sees a photo of a hunk on Instagram and his eyes dart to his bulge.
He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!
He comments: It looked at me first! I swear!
by wjsnoutsold June 03, 2025
My first-cousin-2X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021
motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.
The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2018
1- Great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
My double-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021