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Take the L

1: A emote on Fortnite which toxic 9 year olds use.
2: (Literally) taking the Chicago "L" train.
3: Accept that you lost.
John: What did Alex do when he failed the school exam?
Zach: He said "I will take the L" and went on the Chicago "L" train.
by StandUserLeon April 15, 2021
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L

1. to be the biggest loser on the the planet. AKA you and ur mom
2. To lose BIG TIME on game
Your the biggest L
L you lost I won HAHAHHA
by SmutReader October 10, 2022
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The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.
Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.
by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019
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Lizzie L.

She is insecure. She judges girls harshly and joins friend groups once she drops her other friends. She avoids talking about how she feels and thinks she has done nothing wrong. Her favorite activity is disagreeing with you because she is jealous and insecure. She loves to exclude people and talk badly about them. You are thankful you are not her and glad you're not in a "smoke show of a friend group".
'' she is always seeking approval. who? Lizzie L.
by Thatguy_3005 February 5, 2025
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L. John

Mostly referred to as "L. John".
Stern, smart,educated, humorous and sarcastic.

Most are lawyers or successful business men.
Despite amazing success and wealth they heave a propensity to get pooped on randomly by birds flying above them...small mishaps are a guarantee!
Very misunderstood by significant others even though they always mean well.

Good fathers and providers for family
Fond of coin collecting.
Most love gambling.
Unique and eccentric and very COOL, period!
Did you see that lawyer on CNN who won that court case? He was pretty smart, but defiantly no L .John

That guy at the blackjack table is so L. John. Clever & usually wins!

If I needed someone to scare boys away from my teenage daughter, I would put on my L. John face! It scared me man. Back in the day....
by Kirty412 April 28, 2014
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L pose

Means you always lose but you are not a loser. ur a walking L.
by whotfcaresaboutnickname July 28, 2022
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by aBoredDeveloper November 9, 2021
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