your father

its gone.

"Yo jim, your father!"
"My fathers gone."

by mydadleftformilk December 31, 2023

Your mom

What I did last night

Your mom is really hot

by The guy that did your mom last April 15, 2022

National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

How's Your Prime Minister

The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.

Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.

by hoehusher September 26, 2023

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017

stop your shit

a term coined by a certain st.lucian graphics designer. Mean stop bothering me or stop talking.

cercie stop your shit.

by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023