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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Planning Shit Now 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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tea in the am

bro i have some tea in the am”
by anonymous August 10, 2023
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i am kevin

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin
by Dakarp December 23, 2017
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Ame

Ame (noun)
Pronunciation: /ā-may/ (like in Amegakure :Jap:)

A behavior in which an individual deliberately avoids contact, interaction, or engagement with another person, often by ignoring or acting rudely, to prevent forming a relationship or connection due to concerns about social consequences, judgment, or potential comments.
Example:
"His ame at the gathering made it clear he didn’t want to be involved in any new relationships."
by ISO_ December 11, 2024
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