This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
Get the don't dip your bush onto the company dinkmug. Chella : Nicole C. What did you end up doing last night .
Nicole: i just tickled my skittle and fell asleep.
Me: ...
Nicole: did you tickle your skittle
Nicole: i just tickled my skittle and fell asleep.
Me: ...
Nicole: did you tickle your skittle
by Karolina Bucardo June 11, 2019
Get the Tickle your Skittlemug. It's my life and you don't get to have a say in it over your fucking kids. So I get the credit and paid for my labor.
Hym "What are you even insinuating when you say 'it's your kids' because it's SOUNDS like your kids give your the right to do whatever the fuck you want and you don't have to listen to anybody who doesn't have them and I'm here to tell you that if you don't have to listen to anybody neither do I. So when you're saying things like 'No Hym please don't stab my kid in a gas station' I'm just not going to listen. What a hand-wavey EXCUSE. Isn't that crazy? That they are allow to use their kids as an excuse, as justification not only to DO ANYTHING but also to DICTATE WHAT IS AND IS NOT JUSTIFIABLE. They are they are breeder dictatorship and they do need to be made to butt out or get their kid stabbed. They do nothing. They have a lot to say but need to do it without my tax dollars if I am not going to get the rights (5th amendment specifically) in supposed to be getting. So they are selfish people. They're bad people. They want to control your life and my life and all so THEY can have more than they WOULD HAVE WITHOUT YOU without you getting any of the credit. Instead they demand a disproportionate say even though they are a drain on the rest of us. No, by saying 'It's my kids' it's supposed to translate to something like you're allowed to do certain things to more for them and that sounds like a threat to me and all the reason I need to kill them. So, fuck you. And you kids. I want my stuff. That is all. Have a child molestable day!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2025
Get the It's your kidsmug. by PrDoomsday2 May 11, 2017
Get the dent your nannymug. usually used when someone is asking a tricky ass question or proving someones knowledge of some shit
person 1: yo bump that new dmx
person 2: since when did you fuck with dmx?
person 1: since day 1 bro trust (he capping)
person 2: word? gun to your head name me 5 dmx songs
person 2: since when did you fuck with dmx?
person 1: since day 1 bro trust (he capping)
person 2: word? gun to your head name me 5 dmx songs
by mrtakethatrisk April 15, 2024
Get the gun to your headmug. Taking peppermint and eucalyptus is good for loosening mucus in your chest, and if you also try placing a pretty girl's smooth warm soles on your face --- i.e., fit da balls of her feet into yer eye-sockets and press her heels against yer chin --- to also help drain yer plugged sinuses, da overall relief you'll feel may exceed your expectorantations BIG time!
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
Get the exceed your expectorantationsmug. so Fat
by yourson420 November 30, 2020
Get the Your Mommug.