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road rules

A show where a bunch of guys and girls do these crazy missions where they can almost lose their life....or a prize...or their pride...whichever.
Did you see Road Rules last night? Yeah Becky got hurt! Yeah, so everyone was pissed, coz like now she can't compete in the next mission.
by ~Moni~ July 23, 2003
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Road sign

A person with a dick the curves to the right or left like a street sign directing traffic
John has a road sign
by Kietanium March 12, 2021
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All roads lead to you

When you try so hard to get rid of someone, but you always end up going back to them.
Person 1: "Why did you get back with me? Why not someone else?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I tried to get rid of you, but it seems like all roads lead to you."
by cruevhs February 16, 2024
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road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.
When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.
by Spock July 13, 2003
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road killed

To get fucked by two men at once. Similar to a train. But this is like, way crazier. One of the men can have a huge dick (one that can reach your large intestine) AIDS, or an elite stroke game. This ménage à trois could (but not guaranteed) ultimately lead in the death of a woman, hence the term "killed". HAPPY FUCKING!!!!
Michael: "Dude I had a crazy night last night!"
Stefan: "Oh shit, what you do?"
Michael: "Me and Khadim fucking road killed some bitch last night!"
Stefan: LIT!!!!
by sdiggy May 17, 2016
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felt roads

drinkin, but not quite drunk.
i was out last night, yeah, i had a few, but i still felt roads.
by marvelousmachine May 4, 2008
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road lag

Road lag: been on the road for so long your tired from even giving attention
I would go out tonight but this road lag has me down from hauling all night
by Duke Horsefly February 1, 2021
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