Well you should. If you don't hold onto your horse while riding it, you'll fall off and end up like Christopher Reeves.
by Mister Ignorant April 01, 2004
Someone who is so stupid that no matter what you tell them they will do it. Mainly because a wagon horse will work all day and just keep going and going without any thought for themselves.
that bloke is as daft as a wagon horse
by Jon Coombe January 29, 2007
a person dat looks like a two leged horse. a person with a big ass. a person with a booty to put a cup on
jennifer is a two leged horse
by robertito October 30, 2006
by Skye Arienne February 06, 2008
similar to its antonym, gay horse, it is but rather a female lezbian version horse, whos sexual preferences do not exceed her own gender.
we met at the hay-bar and i tried to get her drunk enough to come home with me. but she turned out to be a gay gurl horse.
by jsgoodwin July 31, 2009
by halo2 March 24, 2005
by the blunt king August 27, 2008