ur mum

a response that can be used to reply to most questions.

e.g
Zoe: "what are you doing?"
Me: "ur mum"
it can also be used as "ur dad, ur nan, etc etc"

what are you doing? "ur mum"

by marvellous*may May 21, 2022

ur mum

The ultimate insult that can work on anything just by slightly altering someones sentence with 'ur mum' .it can also be written as 'ur mom'.

person 1: "you're fat"
person 2: "ur mum is fat"
person 1: "that insult is so unoriginal"
person 2: "ur mum is so unoriginal"

by The Epicster May 3, 2020

ur mum

a fat prick who rather enjoys eating fried chicken and laughing at other people

dsffffff wow look at ur mum

by plsssssgodieeeeeeeeeee May 11, 2022

Ur mum

This word is used among the coolest of the coolest people. If you are trying to make a joke funnier then this is the word for sure! This will also get you a date to a court for sure!

Person: hi

Person 2: ur mum

Person: hahahahahahhaha

by I Love Loki08 June 10, 2021

Ur Mum

It means Gey

Person #1-Hey bro, Wanna make out?
Person#2-No, Thats Ur Mum

by BigPPMcGee October 10, 2019

ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.

ur mum gay

by Claireymondo March 18, 2022

Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022